My breakfast conversation with a 4 year old...
Me: "What do you want for breakfast"
Kai: "A jelly sandwich, some fruit and yogurt"
Me: "Okey-dokey" (paraphrased)
...I went into the kitchen and got out a slice of bread and set it on one of her plates. Then Kai came in as I walked towards the fridge - ie. I hadn't even gotten jelly out yet....
Kai: "That's not the kind I wanted."
Me: "What do you mean, it's not the kind you wanted. Do you not want Strawberry Jelly?" (that's our go-to jelly)
Kai: "No... I don't want jelly"
Kai: "I want it cooked"
Me: "You want a cooked jelly sandwich, with no jelly? That doesn't make sense."
Kai: "Yes it does. Remember? You cooked it and make slices"
Me: "You want french toast?!"
Kai: "Yeah, I said the wrong word"
So that was yesterday's breakfast... A Jelly Sandwich, Cooked, with No Jelly: